Story of My Life (Skit style)
Nervous[Yama is a baby in a hospital... whatever...]
Yama: -Where am I? WHO am I? How did I get here?- *looks out the side of her... whatever... to see a bunch of other babies*
Stinky Baby(idk who... yet): -Hey, you wit da face- *farts* -Luckily when we are babies we can read each others minds. I know why your here, bub.-
Yama:*smiles*-Can you tell me? I would really be thankful.-
Stinky Baby:-I am Rudilo, call me Rudy!-
Yama: -Hey, Rudy. I am Yamada, call ME Yama!-
Rudy: -Now, now, now. Don't take this like we are friends. You're here bcuz your mother gave birth to you just 2 days ago. But there is not good news... you'll never get to see her, at all.-
Yama: *Bawling* -What happened to my mommy!?!-
Rudy: -She got shot yestarday. I can tell you who did it.-
Yama: -Who?!?! I will give them a peice of my diaper!- *starts to kick around*
Rudy:-My father. He also shot MY mom!-
Yama: -That's not good at all! That no good rotten father of yours...-
Rudy: -Whoa, don't blame him! She was a b*tch and got what she was asking for!-
Yama: *gives him a mad look* -Don't say that about the person who wanted you!-
Rudy: -SHE WAS GONNA PUT ME UP FOR ADOPTION!-
Yama: -WELL THANKS TO YOUR FAT FATHERS POOPER SCOOPER I AM UP FOR ADOPTION!-
Rudy: *long pause* -...You're right.- *takes out gun and shoots self in the head.-
[Yama is in shock for the next 2 weeks then snaps out of it]
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[... 7 years later Yama is living with herself and her alone. Yama only was 7 years old and her birthday was in 2 days... so no one wanted her... so so sad!
*sniffle*]Yama: *on computer selling stuff online* Grrr... why can't I get a job at seven. I am the only second grader who knows what pi equals if you subtract 2 and divide the #s 1-7!
[the phone rings]
Yama: Hello?
StrangerMan: Are your parents home sweetie?
Yama: Uhhhh.... well.... umm....
StrangerMan: So they aren't avalible? Well, plz tell them I called.
--CLICK--
Yama: No one says good-bye anymore SHEESH!
*rolls eyes and hangs up the fone*
[10 minutes later someone rings the doorbell. It is pretty much mid-night.]
Yama: *falls out of bed and gets up rubbing eyes* I am NOT okay! *goes to the door messing with the back of her head*
[No one is there]
Yama: Ok. *turns around with the door still open and gets pulled outside*
???: Hahaha! You can't run from me. I am much more powerful than you! Come here.
[She looks at the talking shadow of the side of her house and reaches into her sock to take out a pocket knife]
Yama: Ok. *looks at the shadow of the house where the man is and then at the pocket knife in shame but fright* I'm gonna go over there now*
???: *chuckles* I am over here. *turns so Yama could see him*
Yama: *quickly hides the pocket knife behind her back* I am not scared! *shivers and reluctantly steps 3 feet closer so she is 1 foot away*
???: *grabs the bottom of the PJ top on Yama and attempts to pull it off*
Yama: *kicks him in the nads* BACK OFF YOU BUTTHOLE!
???: *falls to the ground and looks up at Yamada* But i wanna be your friend! *creepy voice* CLOSE FRIEND!
Yama: You can't get friends like that you butt nugget! *stabs him in the middle of the forehead*
[The rapist dies and is taken by the police to make sure he was dead. The next day...]
Yama: How did I have the power to do that? *replays the event the night before... the last time in her life that she felt safe was before that moment*
[Yama looks out her bedroom window, where the incedent had happened, STILL replaying it from 1 am till 9 am]
Yama: I did what I had to do to survive. *looks at bloody hand that she stabbed him with* I would have gotten badly hurt by the creep if I hadn't killed him. I know this is going to make me stronger... but now... I will never feel safe... never again.
--Rrrrrrrrring rrrrrrrring--
Yama: *stares at the ringing phone* I can't do it again. Thats how it all happened! I WILL NOT ANSWER THE PHONE!
--Knock Knock Knock--
Yama: Coming. (To herself now...) If he didn't die I am gonna kill him now. *takes gun off of floor next to the backdoor where the knocking was*
--Knock Knock Knock--
Yama: Hold your bottom I am coming!! -wow what a bday week tommorow is my bday and i had to KILL someone... and prolly will hav to again-
[She opens the door. There is a slip of paper with an address on it... it was a home for Yama!!]
Yama: *reading aloud* Come to 6606 Krying Street to meet your new family! YAY!! I HAVE A FAMILY!!!
[Don't you think this is getting much better?! Well, too bad its back to its depressing little feeling again. The address should have given you that BOLD hint! DUR! Yama is at the address and knocks on the door]
Yama: *takes out a REAL gold necklace that was her mothers* I will still always dream of what i think is you mom.
The door opens... and Yama's smile disappeared when she heard her big sister's words]
Yama: Hi I'm Ya---
BigSis: I dont care what ur name is! But I am cooler so my name is Tinchosuki. Call me either Suki or majesty! And I will just call you Lil S!
Yama: ? why Lil S!
Suki: Bcuz... your my little slave! *grabs Yama by the nose and pulls her into the house.*
Yama: *drops the necklace then Suki lets go of her nose and throes Yama to the ground*
Suki: Ha! Fake gold necklace huh? *pulls on it*
Yama: Stop it. *stands up and spits a tooth out of her mouth, which was drooling blood out of the left side of her mouth and dripping off her chin* YOU'RE GONNA BREAK IT!
Suki: Oh no I won't! The chain is week and the fake gold "M" on it is cheap so I'll just... *smirks and runs to the bathroom*
Yama: *runs after Suki* DONT DO WHATEVER IT IS YOUR STIRRING UP IN YOUR CULDRIN YOU WITCH!
Suki: *stops infront of the toilet* Oh, just shut that ugly trap of yours! *drops necklace in toilet and flushes it*
Mom: *enters room* SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU! And Yama can you do me a favor?
Yama: *twinkle in her eyes* Yes mom, anything for my loving and caring mo--
Mom: SHUT UP AND STOP BLEEDING AND CLEAN UP THE HOUSE!
Yama: But mom Suki just dropped my mothers necklace down the drain.
Mom: GOOD! I AM THE MOTHER NOW SO YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT SWEET OLD MARITASHU OTHERWISE KNOWN AS MAY!
Yama: You... you knew... knew her.... my mother!
Mom: She was an devil just in an angel costume. No one saw her bad side... I told Rudy's father to do it... ur mom's death is my fault. Now dont speak of the devil any longer!
Yama: Well, I was speaking of my real mother not you so i never mentioned the devil! *crosses arms* I have gone thru way more funked up stuff than you!
Mom: *Slaps Yama across the face and digs her nails into Yama's shoulder as he kneels on her leg and holds her*
Mom: DONT TALK TO ME LIKE THAT! *slaps Yama again and lets go harshly and walks away*
Suki: Welcome to ur new home... Yama, dont talk to either of us like that. We are all U will ever have. *pushes Yama out of the way and turns the bathroom light off and locks Yama in there alone!*
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[9th bday for Yama but just the last battle of World War 3... The Treaty of Kori's Family ends it...
yay for Yama]Yama: Ok only another day and I will get one less chore thats my present they said. *she is mumbling while on hands and knees cleaning the bathroom floor*
--Knock Knock--
Yama: Hey, since Suki and Satan are to busy sitting on their lazy (cars honk) I'll get the door! >:[
[Yama opens the door and it was the police...]
Yama: It was Suki. But if not it was mom, they dont let me out of the house since I was 7 when they adopted me. *shoots the IT WASNT ME look*
FatOfficer: *mouth full of donut.. ha... remains* I know you're getting a new family! Go to 5683 Yamada Lane.
Yama: (twinkle in eyes) they arent bad are they?
FatOfficer: *Laughs* Not at all... in fact, they are the most normal tempered ppl I know and u'll love!
Yama: *Runs out the door*
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[2 Days Later she is there]
--Knock--
The door flew open!
Dad: Hey, aren't you a cutie. *pinches bruised cheek*
Yama: OW! Plz dont do that... Dad, right?
Dad: Its ok. We are going to have a wonderful family with u.
Sister: Dad, is that...?? YAY! ITS MY SISTER... uhhh.... whats your name chickity?? I am Korisyo aka KORI!
Yama: Hehe! im Yamada aka YAMA!
Kori: Ok! YAY! ITS MY SISTER, YAMA! *hugs her* We are going to be good friends... do you like mawking girly girls?!
Yama: HECKZ YEA!
Kori: *sniffle of joy* I can tell this is gonna work out!
Yama:
I think its gonna as well, Kori, u rock!Kori: U 2 sis! ^-^
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wow that was LONG!
Passionate
Sobre roca (rock on)
s dana** Llegar más cerca de morir Zelos (get any closer you die Zelos)
lol
D I am smoooooth!
DANA THERE YOU ARE 
NICE DANA!
off his head and throws at dana**
**squirms**
you all 
